"Psst... hey you... yeah, you... you wanna buy a watch? Haha, I'm just kidding. But seriously... get over here and buy some guns."

Arms Dealer Larry is a vendor in Stick RPG 2. His epithet accurately refers to his job description. He is located on the second island of the map of town, and will be available in the late-night (e.g., 1:15am: exact timespan to be identified).