The ATM Asset Menu at Dimension Banks
Assets can be purchased from the Dimension Banks on the 3rd island near the casino. Assets are investments in some of the buildings in the game which you can go and collect money from. Assets can only be purchased with the cash you have on hand. When you first purchase the asset you can go collect money from it, however after that you can only collect every 2 weeks or 14 in-game days. The amount you get from the asset is a random amount; it will take a long time to pay off your investment. See table below for more data and information.
| Name | Cost | Min ROI
(per 14 days) |
Max ROI
(per 14 days) |
Avg ROI
(per 14 days) |
Avg ROI/Cost
(per 14 days) |
Avg Payback Period |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ice Cream 32 | $17,500 | $1,000 | $6,000 | $3,500 | 20% | 70 Days |
| Skate or Cry | $29,700 | $1,000 | $8,000 | $4,500 | 15.15% | 92.4 Days |
| Stickbucks | $186,000 | $20,000 | $80,000 | $50,000 | 26.88% | 52.08 Days |
| McSticks | $475,000 | $130,000 | $220,000 | $175,000 | 36.84% | 38 Days |
| Casino | $1,790,000 | $100,000 | $800,000 | $450,000 | 25.14% | 55.68 Days |
| Wallymart | $3,800,000 | $60,000 | $120,000 | $90,000 | 2.37% | 591.11 Days |
| Total | $6,298,200 | $312,000 | $1,234,000 | $773,000 | 12.27%* | 377.5 Days* |
All figures are rounded to the nearest 2 decimal places. *Weighted average. ROI = Return on Investment.
If you own all of them, you will get a minimum of $22,286 a day, an average of $55,214 a day, and a maximum of $88,143 a day.
If you have the Wall Street Wizard trait, then on most days, the compound interest from leaving your money in the bank actually exceeds even the highest returning asset (McSticks), based on the calculation of just leaving the cost-value in the account. McSticks returns an average of 2.27 cents per dollar, per day, compounded, which means that an interest rate greater than or equal to 2.3% will exceed McSticks' ROI. Those without the trait should consider purchasing McSticks, although the rest of the assets are more questionable, with the 2nd highest returning asset averaging a return of 1.72 cents per dollar, per day, compounded, meaning there only needs to be an interest rate of 1.8% to beat it. (To calculate the comparable compound interest rate of an asset, do (1 + Avg ROI / Cost)^(1/14) in a calculator, multiply by 100 if you have difficulty reading the number, as 1.00 = 100%)