|“||So, you want to help us make butt loads of cash by dishing out heart disease to our unsuspecting customers?||”|
— Manager Mildred
McSticks is a fast food restaurant in the Third Island of Paper Thin City. It made its original appearance in Stick RPG's city, Megamalonia. The name McSticks is a based on the real-life fast food restaurant, McDonalds. McSticks is an available purchasable asset in Dimension Banks worth $475,000.
|Milk Shake||$7||$3||+10 HP||Restores 10 health. Oh, and it's chocolate.|
|Fries||$12||$6||+18 HP||Restores 18 health. They look salty and delicious.|
|Cheese Burger||$25||$12||+30 HP||Restores 30 health. (Pickles included!)|
|Grand Slam Burger||$75||$37||+100 HP
|Restores 100 health and over 9000 deliciousnesses.|
You do not need any requirements to become a McSticks Employee and you can be promoted with only work experience. Promotions come with every 5 shifts worked.
|Pickle Popper||$5||"You flipped burgers all day long, yay."|
|Cheddar Shredder||$7||"Another grease filled nightmare"|
|Fry Friar||$9||"You fried fries like a champ"|
|Lieutenant Wrapper||$11||"Another day, another dollar."|
|Milkshake Sommelier||$13||"Shake Shake Shake...SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!"|
|Secret Saucier||$15||"You succesfully mixed mayo,thousand island, and ketchup together."|
|Major Mayo||$17||"What a major pain in the ass. You need a better job."|
|Commander Ketchup||$19||"You worked a full shift and got paid."|
|Colonel Mustard||$25||"You worked a drive-through. It sucked."|
|McManager||$35||"You watched all over the lackeys."|
Non-McSticks Employee characters can only be found in certain time periods.
|Manager Mildred||"McStick's has excellent employee benefits such as... bathroom breaks... oh, and 5% off food during your shift!"||You can work as a McSticks Burger Flipper by talking to her.|
|McStick's Employee Matty||"Welcome to McStick's, where you can Coronary-Size any meal for a dollar. Would you like fries with your fries?"||You can purchase McSticks food from him. See the Products tab above for product prices.|
|Liam||"Hey Junior, you want a job come see me later. We tag &%$# every night by The Old Abandoned Warehouse."||He appears in the afternoon. You can talk to him at night by The Old Abandoned Warehouse for a job offer as a Graffiti Artist (requires 35 Charm).|
|Sacha||He appears in the afternoon. He can be found along with Liam by The Old Abandoned Warehouse at night.|
||He can be found near The Lab in the Evening, and offers the Drug Dealer profession (Requires 75 Intelligence, 60 Strength, and Negative Karma).|
||They can be found right outside McSticks during the night, if you haven't fought them already. They wield a baseball bat and pistol. Upon winning, you will get smokes, money and strength.|
|Yes! You finally won "Employee of the month!" They kept telling you that you weren't EOTM material, but you showed them!||
|The owner stopped by personally to tell you how much he appreciates your dedication and work. You must be doing something right.||
|You broke up a food fight in the dining room. Way to keep the peace, chief, you have ketchup and special sauce all over you.||
|While unloading the grocery order, you managed to throw your back out -- and the manager gave you a bonus for it! ...so long as you keep your mouth shut, that is.||
|While making fries, you managed to splash fryer oil all over the place, and even burnt your hand a little. Rookie mistake, kid.||
|You forgot to bring your hairnet to work today. Now, that is just plain careless, missy.||
|The manager commented on how clean your uniform is looking. Everyone loves a neat and tidy employee.||
|You learned how to work the cash register today aaand how to make change from a $5 bill -- score!||
|While running across the kitchen, you slipped on a hamburger bun and hit the ground pretty hard. Luckily, you only have minor internal bleeding.||
|The corporate office loves your new burger concept, the 'Curried Cow and Carrot Ciabatta'. The new C4 Burger is sure to be 'The Bomb' this summer.||
|You helped an old lady carry four huge bags of burgers outside. Good deeds make you feel... good.||
- The quote "Another day, another dollar." from when you work as a Lieutenant Wrapper is based on Spongebob Squarepants from the episode "Funny Pants".
In Stick RPG Complete, McSticks is the only restaurant that appears in the city. There are no requirements to get the job as the player is automatically hired in McSticks at the start of the game.
|Triple Burger||$50||+80 HP|
RanksMcSticks has only one rank; Cook. The pay is $6/hour.